March 2009
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Outtakes from my NYLON fashion spread →
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The wisdom of Merkley
If the toilet overflowed and all the turds you flushed away 15+ years ago came flying back out into your face, you could call that Facebook. If your toilet fucked up so every time someone you knew flushed their toilet, their turd flew out into your face, you might call that Twitter. If every time you crapped, the toilet changed colors, flipped backwards, blared dance music and took forever to...
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“Sorry but I have to talk with somebody is 2am I’m just escape from a...”
– postcards from Facebook followers, in lieu of quality spam
She woke. →
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“The thing I hate the most about advertising is that it attracts all the bright,...”
– Banksy
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There are good reasons for saying hello
Here’s a mistake people make every day. Before I studied linguistics, I used to make it too. You want some extension, say 432. You dial the main number, and the receptionist answers with the usual, “Good morning” or “Columbo Wigmakers, how may I help you?”. You answer, “432.” The receptionist says, “I’m sorry, what extension was that?” Know why? Well, unless the receptionist was just talking to a...
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